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Kill the Endboss
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a young hero
alone in the dark
fighting the devil
with honor in his heart
fighting the monsters on his way
cut off their heads
triumph followed by victory
lead by his sword
made out of steel
slaughter! masacre! bloodbath! win!
the endboss waits for him
sword over his head
cringing and dodging and by the steel he's fighting
fast attack rush forward
try to get him down
but he forgot that this endboss is deadly
by throwing his shit until you drown in it
so he gets hit by some disgusting ass liquid
*maniacal laughter*
k.o. through vomit
kill the endboss 2x
there a light a gift a special attack
the pill of constipation
now the young hero got
the ability to win
kill the endboss 2x
but he forgot that that endboss is deadly
by throwing his shit until you drown in it
so he gets hit by some disgusting ass liquid
*maniacal laughter*
k.o. through vomit
now with his last life
he surfs forward on the endbosses shit
jumping over a big fat crap
throwing the pill out of his mighty fist
instantly the monster gets blockage
and a damn fucking sword in his head
kill the endboss
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this is the rise of the endboss
an unholy beast... and it's destiny has to be to be defeated
drag yourself out of bed
with pain in your head
and see the sun turned into black
the air smells like rotting death
ice covers the outback
make a step
and you can hear it crack
rise of the endboss 3x
but there behind the horizon
the one holy hero arises in
a white armor it shines so bright
stayes within a sphere of light
he stretches his blade up in the sky
open his mouth to a mighty battle cry
his shieldarm rests upon his chest
and soon he starts his sacred quest
kill! kill!
this sewage fueled calamity
kill! kill!
the demon spawned from shit
kill! kill!
the duke of all impurity
kill! kill!
kill the endboss
the ground opens up
and out of it comes
a piece of shit with a face in its hub
it starts throwing crap
shooting trots through his guns
sitting in your bed you have to puke in your lap
rise of the endboss 3x
suddenly a smell of flowers
a shooting star with overwhelming powers
the mighty hero is on his way
to kill the beast give him his doomsday
the battle ground... no noise... no sound
excited... every body awaits the second round
pressure layes in the air
here comes the hero ... Beware!
kill! kill!
this sewage fueled calamity
kill! kill!
beelzebub of rot
kill! kill!
the duke of all impurity
kill! kill! kill!
kill the endboss
his sword over his head
one hit is a real health threat
but the beast's shit in your face
is like burning acid from outer space
thunder and lightning everywhere
one strike here one poop there
the creature is painfully groaning
while the hero is nearly drowning
an explosion lightens the scene
a hole in the ground a natural latrine
the hero is able to free himself
to come for the beast to come for it's health
at first he is cringing and dodging
and by the steel he's fighting
then he is shielding and punching
this battle is so exciting
the holy hero jumps right into the creatures face
the beast is stunned to score a hit is not the case
the sword cuts through the monsters ugly anatomy
the innards cover the holy hero's whole body
so the endboss dies with nasty screams
while the hero melts due to the acid shit it seems
so this is how the rise of the endboss ends
for the mighty hero raise your hands...raise your hands
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*mindblowingly long scream*
kill the endboss
awoken from the dead by farts shit and slumber
he grabs his axe with a smile on his face
below the trash and feces tear earth asunder
so the hero takes of into space
kill him! kill him! kill the endboss
kill him! kill him! kill the endboss
between the stars
the endboss waits for him
galactic battlefield with no escape
the final combat
against his nemesis
which will forever seal their fate
the axe went into the endbosses body
got stuck in trash in the middle of his anatomy
a jet of green acid squirts into outer space
followed by shit, the hero flies away in that case
a rumbling sound everytime crap meets the shield
and with every hit they move the epic battlefield
towards the sun so the shit starts getting dry
it's time to raise the sword and let the endboss die
kill him, kill him, kill the endboss
kill the endboss in space
kill the endboss in space!
sunlight's been reflected by the heros sword of steel
it cuts through crap and trash so far every enemy had to kneel
sucked in by the gravity of our bright shining star
and cut in half the endboss' ends looks beautiful bizarre
again the earth is freed from the endbosses curse
protected by the hero humans can produce much worse
cause the mighty hero defends us our bright shining knight
every shit monster that will emerge he smites
kill him! kill him! kill the endboss
kill him! kill him! kill the endboss
in
outer
SPACE
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