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Chronicles of M'uh: The Endboss Trilogy

by Audhumpla

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a young hero alone in the dark fighting the devil with honor in his heart fighting the monsters on his way cut off their heads triumph followed by victory lead by his sword made out of steel slaughter! masacre! bloodbath! win! the endboss waits for him sword over his head cringing and dodging and by the steel he's fighting fast attack rush forward try to get him down but he forgot that this endboss is deadly by throwing his shit until you drown in it so he gets hit by some disgusting ass liquid *maniacal laughter* k.o. through vomit kill the endboss 2x there a light a gift a special attack the pill of constipation now the young hero got the ability to win kill the endboss 2x but he forgot that that endboss is deadly by throwing his shit until you drown in it so he gets hit by some disgusting ass liquid *maniacal laughter* k.o. through vomit now with his last life he surfs forward on the endbosses shit jumping over a big fat crap throwing the pill out of his mighty fist instantly the monster gets blockage and a damn fucking sword in his head kill the endboss
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this is the rise of the endboss an unholy beast... and it's destiny has to be to be defeated drag yourself out of bed with pain in your head and see the sun turned into black the air smells like rotting death ice covers the outback make a step and you can hear it crack rise of the endboss 3x but there behind the horizon the one holy hero arises in a white armor it shines so bright stayes within a sphere of light he stretches his blade up in the sky open his mouth to a mighty battle cry his shieldarm rests upon his chest and soon he starts his sacred quest kill! kill! this sewage fueled calamity kill! kill! the demon spawned from shit kill! kill! the duke of all impurity kill! kill! kill the endboss the ground opens up and out of it comes a piece of shit with a face in its hub it starts throwing crap shooting trots through his guns sitting in your bed you have to puke in your lap rise of the endboss 3x suddenly a smell of flowers a shooting star with overwhelming powers the mighty hero is on his way to kill the beast give him his doomsday the battle ground... no noise... no sound excited... every body awaits the second round pressure layes in the air here comes the hero ... Beware! kill! kill! this sewage fueled calamity kill! kill! beelzebub of rot kill! kill! the duke of all impurity kill! kill! kill! kill the endboss his sword over his head one hit is a real health threat but the beast's shit in your face is like burning acid from outer space thunder and lightning everywhere one strike here one poop there the creature is painfully groaning while the hero is nearly drowning an explosion lightens the scene a hole in the ground a natural latrine the hero is able to free himself to come for the beast to come for it's health at first he is cringing and dodging and by the steel he's fighting then he is shielding and punching this battle is so exciting the holy hero jumps right into the creatures face the beast is stunned to score a hit is not the case the sword cuts through the monsters ugly anatomy the innards cover the holy hero's whole body so the endboss dies with nasty screams while the hero melts due to the acid shit it seems so this is how the rise of the endboss ends for the mighty hero raise your hands...raise your hands
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*mindblowingly long scream* kill the endboss awoken from the dead by farts shit and slumber he grabs his axe with a smile on his face below the trash and feces tear earth asunder so the hero takes of into space kill him! kill him! kill the endboss kill him! kill him! kill the endboss between the stars the endboss waits for him galactic battlefield with no escape the final combat against his nemesis which will forever seal their fate the axe went into the endbosses body got stuck in trash in the middle of his anatomy a jet of green acid squirts into outer space followed by shit, the hero flies away in that case a rumbling sound everytime crap meets the shield and with every hit they move the epic battlefield towards the sun so the shit starts getting dry it's time to raise the sword and let the endboss die kill him, kill him, kill the endboss kill the endboss in space kill the endboss in space! sunlight's been reflected by the heros sword of steel it cuts through crap and trash so far every enemy had to kneel sucked in by the gravity of our bright shining star and cut in half the endboss' ends looks beautiful bizarre again the earth is freed from the endbosses curse protected by the hero humans can produce much worse cause the mighty hero defends us our bright shining knight every shit monster that will emerge he smites kill him! kill him! kill the endboss kill him! kill him! kill the endboss in outer SPACE

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released December 29, 2022

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