a young hero
alone in the dark
fighting the devil
with honor in his heart
fighting the monsters on his way
cut off their heads
triumph followed by victory
lead by his sword
made out of steel
slaughter! masacre! bloodbath! win!
the endboss waits for him
sword over his head
cringing and dodging and by the steel he's fighting
fast attack rush forward
try to get him down
but he forgot that this endboss is deadly
by throwing his shit until you drown in it
so he gets hit by some disgusting ass liquid
*maniacal laughter*
k.o. through vomit
kill the endboss 2x
there a light a gift a special attack
the pill of constipation
now the young hero got
the ability to win
kill the endboss 2x
but he forgot that that endboss is deadly
by throwing his shit until you drown in it
so he gets hit by some disgusting ass liquid
*maniacal laughter*
k.o. through vomit
now with his last life
he surfs forward on the endbosses shit
jumping over a big fat crap
throwing the pill out of his mighty fist
instantly the monster gets blockage
and a damn fucking sword in his head