this is the rise of the endboss
an unholy beast... and it's destiny has to be to be defeated

drag yourself out of bed
with pain in your head
and see the sun turned into black

the air smells like rotting death
ice covers the outback
make a step
and you can hear it crack

rise of the endboss 3x

but there behind the horizon
the one holy hero arises in
a white armor it shines so bright
stayes within a sphere of light

he stretches his blade up in the sky
open his mouth to a mighty battle cry
his shieldarm rests upon his chest
and soon he starts his sacred quest

kill! kill!
this sewage fueled calamity
kill! kill!
the demon spawned from shit
kill! kill!
the duke of all impurity
kill! kill!
kill the endboss

the ground opens up
and out of it comes
a piece of shit with a face in its hub

it starts throwing crap
shooting trots through his guns
sitting in your bed you have to puke in your lap

rise of the endboss 3x

suddenly a smell of flowers
a shooting star with overwhelming powers
the mighty hero is on his way
to kill the beast give him his doomsday

the battle ground... no noise... no sound
excited... every body awaits the second round
pressure layes in the air
here comes the hero ... Beware!

kill! kill!
this sewage fueled calamity
kill! kill!
beelzebub of rot
kill! kill!
the duke of all impurity
kill! kill! kill!
kill the endboss

his sword over his head
one hit is a real health threat
but the beast's shit in your face
is like burning acid from outer space

thunder and lightning everywhere
one strike here one poop there
the creature is painfully groaning
while the hero is nearly drowning

an explosion lightens the scene
a hole in the ground a natural latrine
the hero is able to free himself
to come for the beast to come for it's health

at first he is cringing and dodging
and by the steel he's fighting
then he is shielding and punching
this battle is so exciting

the holy hero jumps right into the creatures face
the beast is stunned to score a hit is not the case
the sword cuts through the monsters ugly anatomy
the innards cover the holy hero's whole body

so the endboss dies with nasty screams
while the hero melts due to the acid shit it seems
so this is how the rise of the endboss ends
for the mighty hero raise your hands...raise your hands